You know something has changed. But WTF is going on?
Welcome to the phase of life no one prepared you for… until now.
Meet It’s Probably Perimenopause, the straight-talking guide that helps you make sense of what the hell is happening to your body. No medical jargon. No rabbit holes. Just clear explanations, practical strategies, and a healthy dose of humor, because at this age you just have to laugh.
You don’t need to know everything about hormones. You just need someone to finally explain if it’s perimenopause. (Spoiler alert: probably.)
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Wait… this is perimenopause?!
Probably.
Perimenopause can show up long before you think it should. Who invited her anyway?
Where to preorder
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The book is coming. But help is already here.
Preorder It’s Probably Perimenopause today from any retailer in any country and get your free bonuses. Claim them by February 28, 2027.
The Guide
Bonus material to help you navigate the hormonal WTFs while you wait. Think of it as orientation before “class” starts February 16.
4-Part Private Podcast
Dr. Carrie breaks down the stages of perimenopause, the top 10 symptoms, and her favorite labs you’ve probably never had. Plus both Carries on how the book came together.
Midlife Permission Slips
10 funny, relatable, printable slips for your bathroom mirror, desk, or fridge. You’ve earned the right to make a few rules of your own.
Live Q&A with Dr. Carrie
Tuesday, March 2, 2027, 4pm PT / 7pm ET. Ask about the book, hormones, and what she does herself in perimenopause. Can’t make it live? Everyone who claims gets the recording.
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Finally, a hormone book your brain fog can handle.
Clear graphics. Interactive content. Scannable notes. Evidence-based guidance. All designed to help you connect the dots between what you’re feeling, why it’s happening, and what to do next.
Meet the Carries
Same name. Different expertise. Shared WTFs.
One knows hormones inside and out. The other helped girls understand their changing bodies. Together, they created the perimenopause guide they wish someone had handed them.
Dr. Carrie Jones
Known as the “Queen of Hormones,” Dr. Carrie Jones has spent more than 20 years translating complicated hormone science into advice women can actually understand. And when perimenopause came knocking on her own door? Even a hormone expert had some WTF moments.
Carrie Anton
Writer Carrie Anton spent years helping girls navigate puberty through American Girl’s The Care and Keeping of You books. Decades later, she found herself facing another hormonal transition, this time without a handbook. So she teamed up with Dr. Carrie to give perimenopause the handbook treatment.
Questions? We got you.
When will my book ship?
It’s Probably Perimenopause publishes February 16, 2027. Shipping and delivery dates depend on the retailer you order from.
Is there an audiobook?
Not this time! With so many graphics, illustrations, and interactive features, the book was designed to be a visual experience that doesn’t easily translate to audio.
Can I buy multiple copies for my book club, team, event, or office?
Absolutely! If you’re interested in buying 10 or more copies, use the group order button above.
Do the preorder bonuses apply to the Kindle version?
No. The bonuses apply only to preorders of the hardcover edition.
Where can I preorder the book and still qualify for bonuses?
Preorders of the hardcover edition from the participating retailers listed above qualify.
Can I order internationally?
International shipping and availability depend on the retailer. Preorder bonuses are delivered digitally by email, so there’s no additional shipping.
How do I claim my preorder bonuses?
Once you’ve preordered the hardcover, fill out the Claim your bonuses form. Bonuses arrive by email. The live Q&A takes place March 2, 2027.
Is Dr. Jones seeing patients?
She is not seeing patients right now. If you’re looking for hormone help, we suggest searching a provider directory.